Jokes and kids

Get jokes and kids print subscription to Reader’s Digest and instantly enjoy free digital access on any device. What do you call two birds in love? Two Ships Passing in the Night Q.

What did the little boat say to the yacht? Can I interest you in a little row-mance? Ivy’s mom said the person trained to shoe a horse is called a farrier. Are they little people with wings?

Papaw, where do these eggs come from? Papaw then explained in detail the delicate process of making an egg. Papaw, I don’t eat anything that comes out of a chicken! And for many years, she didn’t. A hot dog bun or a hamburger bun? He’s almost 20 now, and someday I’ll have to tell the story at his wedding. I can’t get anything on these tweezers!

For a snack, the attendant gave them bananas. The boys had never eaten such a fruit. Billy started to eat his banana, and the train entered a tunnel. I took two bites and went blind!

Two by Two A few years back, Criseyda, my granddaughter, was visiting me. Mimi, I’m here with the man who has two of everything! I found her playing with my primitive Noah’s Ark and all the sets of animals. Sure enough, he has two of everything! Test Questions When my eight-year-old asked how I knew I was pregnant, I told her I had taken a pregnancy test. Lumberjacks Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?

Just Relax Q: Why are skeletons so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin! Sea Creature Q: What do you call a monster with no neck? Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin. Subscribe to Print: Get our Best Deal! Get a print subscription to Reader’s Digest and instantly enjoy free digital access on any device.

Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention! Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes? Water those plants or they’re going to die! No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts! Turnip the volume, I love this song!