30.07.2018

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In a word, if you want to enjoy the latest arrivals of web comics, beautiful pictures and funny gif images our source is just for you! If you have any questions feel free to ask them via our contacts. Please forward this error screen to sharedip-1487215244. But that’s missing the point of jokes. Especially Lada jokes, as most are of course about Lada’s susposed unreliability created by people that have never actually owned or driven a Lada.

Oddly, the only Lada component I have found to be genuinely unreliable, the gearbox, I haven’t found a single joke about. A customer goes into a service-station and asks “Can I have a windscreen-wiper for my Lada? Okay” replies the garage attendent, “it seems a fair swap”. Want to buy the new 16-valve Lada? 8 in the engine, and 8 in the radio.

What’s the difference between a Jehovah’s Witness and a Lada? You can shut the door on a Jehovah’s Witness. From a newspaper: “To the person who stole my Lada in minus 10 degrees of frost. Keep the Lada, but please tell me how the hell you started it! What do you call a Lada in the winter? What do you call a Lada in the summer? How do you double the value of a Lada?

What is the maximum acceleration of a Lada? Only in the downward direction, however. A kid is walking down the road when a car pulls up beside him. The window winds down and a middle-aged man peers out and says “Come into the car and I’ll take you for a drive.

The kid refuses and walks on. The car follows him and pulls up again. Hop in and I’ll give you a packet of Smarties”. Again the kid refuses and walks away. The car follows him and pulls up beside him again. The driver steps out and says, “If you come for a drive I’ll give you all the sweets you want”. The kid turns around and says, “Look Dad, you bought the bloody Lada, now you deal with it!