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Settle in: You’re in the right place. What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial? Time On My Side I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Birthday Cake Love Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake. Make a wish Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job. Whoops, No Present Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?